I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
This one wins
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
OP said worst. That’s the best.
Child actors in an elevator.
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
Unironically my favorite TNG episode.
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
riker shows a genderqueer person it’s okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.






