Figure 3

My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn’t trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.

Just install Linux

Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat’s essence.

Ve have vays of making you talk.

Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.

How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps

For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

This pills the cat.

Figure 1: My current obsession

Figure 2: My friends

Apply directly to the cat.

Remind her the greebles aren’t real.

Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.

Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!