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    Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat’s essence.

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      I spat out my coffee upon reading this

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        You shouldn’t do that.

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    Figure 1: My current obsession

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      Hahaha 😂

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    Figure 3

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      NGL, I can’t think of a funnier response than this.

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    Just install Linux

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      Just install Linux Lynx

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    Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.

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    it has this vibe

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      I wish I could upvote this twice.

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    For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.

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    Apply directly to the cat.

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    In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws…

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