Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat’s essence.
I spat out my coffee upon reading this
You shouldn’t do that.
Figure 1: My current obsession
Figure 2: My friends
Hahaha 😂
Figure 3

NGL, I can’t think of a funnier response than this.
Just install Linux
Just install
LinuxLynx
Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.
it has this vibe

I wish I could upvote this twice.
For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.
How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps
Ve have vays of making you talk.
Apply directly to the cat.
Seems legit
This pills the cat.
My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn’t trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.
In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws…
Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.
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