Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Factorio
He said he only had a weekend though.
Do what I do, plan for porn, fastfood and beer. In reality you buy a six pack of your old brand, then drink half a beer with a large cheeseburger. Get queasy from the burger and fall a sleep before you manage to play with yourself. Wake up to find that the dog ate your fries and got diarrhea, which you slept through on account of the beer. Now clean up dog diarrhea with hangovers while swearing that you’ll never drink half a beer.
LPT: disable the roomba before sitting down, and make sure that the dog has been walked…
When my partner is out of town, I put porn on the big screen
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Don’t change your underwear for two days.
Already on it.
I’m proud of you.
“Alcohol and weed don’t sound appealing.”
<insert>We are not the same meme
I lasted like 40 mins before hitting the vape pen
Again, Factorio
Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods
Ugh. I hate it when people have a far easier time than I do finding drugs. Every dealer assumes I’m a cop
If you don’t like alcohol or weed, cocaine is a helluva drug.
Heh yeah. I’ll just call up my xoke dealer.
Edit:
bout to get wild
Aww yeah, gonna get the iron warmed up for an all nighter
grind leetcode
Rearrange the lounge, or if you want to play it safe, maybe just the shed
You guys are amazing
Have you thought of lipstick and nail polish?
In that situation I make myself a half-rack of pork ribs in the slowcooker.
Wife doesn’t actually mind this, she just doesn’t care for pork ribs herself and I don’t feel like making her a separate meal when I’m indulging my inner carnivore.
My wife would not want to miss out on ribs.
