In the name of religion.
But my god is more peaceful than yours. You’ll accept this or I’ll have to kill you. /s
The whole world must learn our peaceful ways - by force!

Thank you for visualizing my comment. I did a 43 second google search and didn’t find it.
Try searx
A few years back it snowed in Seattle, which is uncommon. I saw a video where folks were having a snowball fight, as you do. A snowball entered the partially open window of a driver. The lady proceeded to Hop the curb, and drive up some embankments trying to hit people with her car.
For a fuckin snowball.
because they’re mad at the person for being gay, trans, or a different race or religion than you.
Well if you kill everyone, will there be anyone left to shame you? Therefore, it wouldn’t be dumb to kill people then.

“Your not a war criminal if there’s no more military to judge you.”
To maximize shareholders’ profits.
Hold on.
There’s reasons to kill someone‽
“If someone tries to kill you, you kill 'em right back.” - Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
Please…
You can almost always try to kiss someone and they’ll recoil and back down. Or is that just me?
Ime it works great for small town guys.
Except Bill. Bill… Bill went all the way.
Self defense is generally a pretty good reason.
Pol Pot mass murdered anyone wearing glasses.
Because they don’t have same color skin.
We get in a fight at a tripple crossroads. He dies. Then I go back to his kingdom and marry his wife. Little did I know she was my mother and he was my father…
Mistaken identity. “Sorry, my bad.”
I feel like you were going for silly answers and got depressingly true answers. :(
Yeah I was.
Dumbest reason to kill someone is they got too serious on your silly thread.
For whistling.
Because you were not paying attention while behind the wheel.
Because they had to turn around in your driveway











