New Zealand Wizard: Yeah naw, you carked it, bro. That’s a sweet-as fish. Seen it plenty of times on the poster in my shid. Kī tōnu taku waka topaki i te tuna.
In the Discworld series there are some parodied Australian wizards in The Last Continent book.
Ah Discworld, the series I’d love to read if it didn’t require a flowchart to understand the order of the books.
I’m a huge fan, Rincewind is one of my fav characters. I think they can just be read in publishing order, whilst characters and some plot lines do crossover each book is a story on its own.
Colour of Magic is a perfect starting point imho.
They’re intended to be standalone stories. I usually just go in release order though.
Pointy hats with corks from used potions dangling around the rim let’s go.
And when you finish brewing a potion, you just attach it to the hat.
Highly recommend this short series on YouTube called Wizards of Aus. It’s great
Thanks for the recommendation! I hope you don’t end up with axe-face!
Ah y’know if I do, it’s nothing a little kiss from baby bones won’t fix.
Aren’t drow Australian?
I mean, they are from down under…
And spiders
This is pretty much the plot of He Who Fights With Monsters. Australian gets Isekaied and proceeds to confuse and dominate. I highly recommend.
You call that an Ice Knife? That’s not an Ice Knife… This is an Ice Knife.
(Or Thicket of Knives if you’re more inclined to find paths.)
I’m a Texas Wizard, you cowpokes want to see a rope trick?
PSA: his “rope trick”, while subjectively impressive, is just sexual assault he claims you consented to when you say yes.
THE FUCK!?! I was gonna grab a lasso and do some rodeo shit.
“Pardon, ma’am, seems I’ve had one too many Shiners.”
Radagast from LOTR comes to mind
Bloomin’ onion is a level 3 spell.
Dodads and thingamajimmys!, Bonza!!. And I’ll grab some Jandals and a Chilly Bin for my Cuz. She’s been after a new home for her Ice Elemental. If I shout if for her, she should let me keep a few tinnies in there too.
I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone actually use the terms “strewth” or “chockas” before
Youra’ cunt Harry
