My brother in Christ that is Princess Zelda

I roll the third amendment

How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?

Szass Tam, Sauron, SecCom, The Empire, etc.

We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most

Common Finland W

It’s me, I’m that player

That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards

Once again, Magneto is the best villain

What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?

“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”

NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”

“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”

(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”

“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”

P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’

”Can I store things in the dog?”

NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”

You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.

Teifling Melissa

Summoning Japan / Nihonkoku Shoukan

Where they kill an Oni with a 35mm autocannon

I’m either one of the dragons or a resident of Wizarddidit

lol

OwO

Dragons were probably based on dinosaur bones, so the potatoes are somehow the less accurate of the two

M8, kindly shove it and get your life in order.