That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*
Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.
Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!
When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town
I can live with that.
🥃
This one is accurate.
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The cart returns itself, of course.
Made of transparent aluminum, mind you
Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?
Dude holy shit
Sorry who is that again
One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.
Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort
Best one here
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
edit: ok, i’m sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i’ll fix it when i get home, i promise!
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart”
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Sorry, my dude, I can’t believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!
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The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that’s the way to grow a community.
I was responding to your “correction.”
There wasn’t any humour.
In your opinion.
You are not the arbiter of all that is funny.
Yes, the lack of humor is the issue. It’s banter OP, chill.
All I’m saying is if someone‘a going to “correct’ my joke, they need to be additive, as opposed to just a worse version of the bit.
And calling me an asshole is hardly banter. If buddy was bantering, he would have clapped back as opposed to whining about what a big meanie I am.
