For all those Trek fans, Risa Fans, new fans, old fans and oscillating fans out there … let’s test your Trek knowledge.
Who is this man? And What does he do?
I think the answer you’re looking for is
Yes
The guy with the Irish accent.
In one scene he has no accent, turns out it wasn’t him but a shape shifter. I appreciate this love for details
Miles O’Brien. He fucks.
But not Keiko.
Then where did Molly and Kirayoshi come from?
Keiko isn’t telling, but he got a beard in season 2.
Trombone players can do magical things with their Chad lips.
Not even pah wraith Keiko?
Okay, probably Pah Wraith Keiko. But it’s not like she actually wanted to.
That’s John Startrek, the titular protagonist of Star Trek.
Little known fact that the entire franchise was named after him
That right there is the most important engineer in Starfleet.
I’ve seen exactly 4 episodes of The Star Trek, and in every single one of those episodes, this man suffers but is not allowed to die.
That right there is a union man. He transports strikebreakers to strange new walls.
Good to see Risa hasn’t lost sight of Trek history
O’Brian and he’s here to suffer. I mean transporter work. And suffering.
A good observation that is often overlooked when it comes to St O’Brien, the Star Trek patron saint of pain and suffering, lesser known as the patron that protects against transporter malfunctions … eh, or causes them, I forget which one it is.
First one, then the other.
I hate temporal mechanics!
Thats John Risa he’s the guy who treks all the stars
That’s The most important man in Starfleet.
That’s O’Brien at work. His work is mostly suffering
He’s the military leader of the Genii.
My boy got nuked.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That’s Keiko’s husband. I think he’s a plumber.
That’s Keiko’s husband.
Surely she’s run off with Thomas Riker by now.
That’s a Leprechaun who stole gold from the Gods and as punishment must live a life of suffering.
That’s Agent Malloy! He was a huge asset that one time a bunch of convicts hijacked an airplane. Drove a fucking spectacular Corvette, too.
