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I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.
Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”
They would be unstoppable.
Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass
Voyager’s entire security detail has been replaced… with Amos.
Worf: You have the heart of a warrior!
Amos: Really? I see assholes and just want to punch them. So I do.
The Kazon are about to have a bad time
They’re be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.
The best part of waking up
Is committing war crimes for your cup
Did someone say war crimes? 😊
I think you mean Folgers in your bulb!
The difference between necessary and sufficient requirements:
Janeway: let’s go into that dangerous nebula, there’s coffee in it
Holden: I won’t be able to fight the protomolecule if I don’t drink some coffee first
The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)
The worst thing about instant coffee isn’t the taste, it’s that it has about half the caffeine compared to a brewed cup.
So just drink twice the amount of instant coffee
They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.
Kudos to Janeway.
