Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
Don’t forget the suffering Irishman.

That’s not really science fiction though.
Here’s the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.
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What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?
Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.
Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
It’s a popular one-man show that’s been on since 1966.
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I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.
She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.
I like your funny words, space man
Don’t forget
Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.
Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma
Geordie = “Nice guy” with holo-waifu
Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues
Londo = space Hitler
… Shit, wrong magazine.
Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
Come on now, The Thong Song isn’t that bad.
Um . . Don’t make me ask
Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko
Lmao fucking autocorrect
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I can already feel myself slipping, all these flashing gifs… there mesmerizing…
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No, this didn’t happen in the show did it?
I would have remembered Discovery being larger than the Constitution class.
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I cant actually find any good comparisons of the ships, but it’s not that surprising.
I mean after the explosive size difference between prime and altered timeline stories I suppose they could have some fun with it. And the fact that it has a unique method of travel.
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It looks like the spaceship equivalent of otters holding hands so they don’t float away from each other.
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I recommend Season 3, episode 22 of the original series. If they can get through that one, they’ll have no issues, lol
I actually was already planning on starting watching lol this sub def contributed to that. Remembered I never finished the Orville so started there, now gotta figure out where to start on Trek.
Same. It’s like the most active community on Lemmy
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So many people chiming in that they haven’t watched Star Trek.
You monsters.
I have so many star shows to watch.
Like I have seen Stargate SG-1 but nothing for the rest of related tv shows.
I have Star Wars stuff pending I have seen the two initials trilogies tough.
0 from Star Trek except part of Picard.
I also haven’t seen Battlestar Galactica
What about starship troopers? Are you doing your part?
And the honorable mention Space Balls!
Don’t forget Galaxy Quest
That I have not seen but… the cast ??? Alan Rickman , Sigourney Weave, Tim Allen!?, Sam Rockwell, Justin Long, Rain Wilson… Even if it is the worst thing ever just for the cast it must be watched.
Dude, get on and watch it! Because you’ll be watching it again later, it’s a great film to go back and just enjoy.
For note, some Star Trek fans consider it the best Star Trek film, despite obviously not being Star Trek. Whether that’s true is up for debate, but it helps demonstrate the movie’s quality.
That I have to watch I am not 100% ,that I have seen it fully, parts yes… but fully not so sure.
Would you like to know more?
That one I saw, I never remember anything except the memes and something about a tattoo… I never remember shit about it for some reason.
Would you like to know more?
Can totally relate, I have a NAS media server and I am addicted to archiving media to the point where I have seen maybe a drop in the bucket of what I have stored to watch haha
Just do yourself a favor and like those other series, keep Trek on a list. If you enjoy Stargate I think you will enjoy Star Trek too, Picard is not exactly standard Trek if you will and doesn’t represent the older series exactly as they have more structure and more seasons
You will likely be alive for awhile (hopefully!) so you’ll get to trek sooner or later :)
Star wars is better
We don’t take kindly to your type round these here parts, stranger.

They both had great first series/trilogies, kinda shitty follow-ups more than a decade later, and J. J. Abrams then hammered the final nails into both franchises in the 21st century.
Although both have done okay as TV shows lately.
I watched all seasons of The Orville. Does that count for anything?
That credit can be transferred as either the first season of Star Trek: Lower Decks or the Strange New Worlds Fantasy/Crossover/Musical episodes.
I’ll take it
Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.
Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.
The best captain was of course Cpt Janeway. Fight me
The fight is on.

Senator Kinsey, you rat bast-
Oh, excuse me Admiral, I thought you were someone else
He is, he’s Dick Jones.
Gr8 b8 m8
I think we all know the best captain is SNW Christopher Pike.

I think we all know who the best captain is:

I already voted Jellico, but here’s my second vote:

Honestly, all the memes is what got me to start watching Next Gen, and I’m so glad I did.
I’ve been wanting to rewatch TNG and DS9, but I don’t have access to Paramount+ and haven’t gotten around to finding an alternative source yet
Hello friend, allow me to introduce you to this project that has performed AI remasters for DS9 and is currently working on Voyager (halfway thru s1 I think)
https://ds9redefined.wordpress.com/
check out the screenshots they provide (shown with a slider so you can easily compare source with remake):
https://ds9redefined.wordpress.com/screenshots/
Join their discord, and go to the #instructions channel, there is an ftp server for all completed episodes; you don’t need to run the workflows on the source eps yourself
Enjoy old trek in a more clear and vibrant experience :)
Whoa what. How reliable is that? Do they check every frame before/after. First time I’ve ever heard of AI remastering… As Spock would say, “fascinating.”
They are quite diligent in my experience, they’ve gone back and redone episodes on whims or by requests from people on the discord
I actually first started with the UTR/Joybell AI remaster which was better than the source files I had but was quite rough around the edges, especially the first season or two. Bright areas would blow out and show jagged lines, bleh
But this remaster is SO much better. Here is their workflow they keep updated so you can see what they do
There are comparison videos they have done as well, adding details like clearing up monitors and displays, etc
Well well well… I guess I’m starting with DS9.
so many great episodes ahead of you 😭

I feel like this is an easily solved problem 😹
Wow there are more if us than I thought
Or you’re like me and saw the only episode that matters: Darmok
I’ve only seen the tribles episode in the OG series.
I watched Picard’s Flute at the recommendation of a friend 10+ years ago. I’m assuming every episode is as perfect. Never watched another episode. Welcome the the club.
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i had a hard time watching ToS
I mostly went by this https://imgur.io/a/XwHGU
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I like those too, sorry.
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Have you heard of Star Trek Continues? It’s a fan-made production that meticulously re-created the look of TOS to “complete the five-year mission.”
















