• Krik
    11•18 hours ago

    How does one use toilet paper in this ‘state’?

    • The Bard in GreenA
      10•14 hours ago

      try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

      Although,

      $Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

      may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.