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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 4 months ago

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  • Krik
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    13•4 months ago

    How does one use toilet paper in this ‘state’?

    • The Bard in GreenA
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      4 months ago

      try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

      Although,

      $Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

      may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

  • @zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    29•4 months ago

    Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

    • @slartibartfast@lemm.ee
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      24•4 months ago

      Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

      • @zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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        2•4 months ago

        Said management.

  • @hypna@lemmy.world
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    30•4 months ago

    You guys are only working on one project at a time?

    • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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      11•4 months ago

      I’m working on one project at a time.

      But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

  • @x4740N@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    This picture looks like it was taken without permission

    OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from

    EDIT:

    Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

    https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

    • @cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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      7•4 months ago

      LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    6•4 months ago

    I really like that font what is it?

    • M137
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      3•4 months ago

      Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

  • JATth
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    4•4 months ago

    what the actual fuck. 🤮

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