• The Bard in GreenA
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    try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

    Although,

    $Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

    may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.