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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago

The government doesn’t use SQL

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The government doesn’t use SQL

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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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  • @dan1101@lemm.ee
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    That’s weird, I thought I used SQL databases from government agencies regularly. Guess I was mistaken.

    • @Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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      280•5 months ago

      If you and Elon disagree about something, just assume he’s wrong about it. If you both agree on something, THEN you might be mistaken.

      • skulblaka
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        314•5 months ago

        • @barkingspiders@infosec.pub
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          50•5 months ago

          this really needs more circulation because too goddamn many people still believe his PR

        • @ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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          33•5 months ago

          That’s phrased brilliantly, and capturey my own perception of Musk

        • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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          12•5 months ago

          i agree but would like to add that it’s generally good practice to stay away from rockets

        • @kholby@lemmy.world
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          6•5 months ago

          Thank you. I was trying to find this earlier today.

      • @dan1101@lemm.ee
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        40•5 months ago

        Indeed. I’m starting to think I can’t trust what that Musk guy says.

        • Optional
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          6•5 months ago

          Hey you’re looking for a new truck aren’t ya? Well do we have a deal for you!

      • @cm0002@lemmy.world
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        If it’s tech he doesn’t know shit about it, I learned that years ago during the Twitter acquisition days

        He sounds like a CEO who “knows enough to fuck shit up, not enough to know how to fix it, but thinks they do” AKA the worst executive known to IT

        • @CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world
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          2•5 months ago

          Remember when he said he knows more about engineering than anyone else on the planet?

    • Pistcow
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      removed by mod

    • @marlowe221@lemmy.world
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      6•5 months ago

      The US government basically ONLY uses SQL…

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