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Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”
I usually hit my friends with the “sup fuckface”
I throw a fucko out there into the world every now on then
“Dave’s pizza and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce” is a particularly spicy one I’ve heard.
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Jim’s abortion clinic … We deletus your fetus
Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.
“Duffy’s Morgue, you stab em we slab em.”
Snackbar Harry, Harry speaking