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Wizard: I’m not keeping cash, I’m buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.
Being a wizard is super expensive.
Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.
Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork
Even the lich king doesn’t want to throw down with the IRS
Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.
Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.
Death by papercuts
