blave

Seems more like a cult than a church

You should definitely kill yourself.

But make a video, and send me a copy

I’m very much enjoying your lack of self-control. It’s very entertaining.

For the same reason, you can’t stop yourself from responding to my comments

You like getting fucked in the ass

Every reply only proves how much power I have over you

Watching you continue to eat the shit out of your own ass is extremely amazing.

Please continue

Keep telling me how desperate you are for my approval.

I’ve never known anything so sad

Why should I be the one who is responsible for the fact that your brain is literal shit?

If I were you, I’d be pretty upset with whomever it was who filled your skull with literal human shit

That is not me

Nobody asked you to prove that you had literal diarrhea for brands, but it was nice of you to prove it anyway…

I am incredibly amused by watching you continue to smear your face with your own shit

I can’t imagine why you continue, but I really enjoy it

I’m not responsible for your lack of self-control, but I do find it amusing

Your comment proves that I have power over you.

Awesome

I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.

I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though

Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.

Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering

ツ

I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”

Madrid!?

Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me

Still, though, send me a pic

Fuck, I’m old

There are fucking traitors is who they are

Gee, who would think that giving your child Delusional Disorder would have negative consequences later in life?

TNG also taught me the value of objectivity