There’s probably some simple trick they are missing. I never have any trouble getting hit by big ships, and I never even learned how to sail.

I’m sorry my mind is stuck on

If gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point

I mean… what…

or less likely than one-in-a-million

A little at a time. We need to get comfortable doing this to cockroaches before we can start large scale testing on humans

My PC had been running like shit for a while and I was already weighing up options for replacing it, when I got the popup message from MS about Windows 10 expiring, and how my only option was to dump the PC. So I installed Linux out of pure spite. Runs like a dream now. Thanks Microsoft!

Yay, now when your coworkers suggest getting some sushi and you use your laptop to look up the nearest restaurant, you’re going to get a paperclip pop up saying “It looks like you’re trying to get back to that tentacle porn hentai you nutted to last night. Would you like help with jerking off?”

If you were 4 and now you are 44 then you might be an integer variable. If sister is also a variable, we don’t know when she was allocated. She might also be an integer constant in which case she’s arguably immortal.