You and me, simultaneously!

Why is the goat being harassed by a Vulcan 🖖? Please don’t molest the wildlife.

Don’t worry. I heard he has a very healthy uncle.

A little firmware update and that floppy disc will be a hard 3.5 inch, but somehow still a floppy.

Jesse, we cook tonight!

It’s a federation game. It would be illogical not to call you on it. This counts towards the seeding in the next Genesis Device round.

Smokey, you crossed the neutral zone. That’s a foul. Mark it zero!

*Eating raw meat significantly increases your risk of foodborne illness

It takes a true warrior to wield a phaser-laser-saber

It’s the Allspark! Wait, no, it’s the Borg.

I’m just sad that we hunted the Nauga to extinction just for their sweet naugahyde.

Car Ram-rom!

There is only borg. You will be assimilated.

Damn that Geordi voice in my head is spot on.

I hate when they hit a little close to home…

Roger rabbit…shave and a hair cut…TWO BITS!

Do you like music, because I brought my tromboner…zip*

Haha. Well played my good sir

Lego bricks! It’s Lego bricks, you scuff looking nerf herder!