Mine was a minotaur gladiator turned monster hunter (ua fighter subclass). His name was Daniel Notmonster and he’d been called monster so much during his days in the arena that he internalized a hatred of monstrosities. He was driven to prove he wasn’t a monster by killing any he came across. He would also collect a bone from each monstrosity killed to scrimshaw a scene of the battle to kill it.

Inverted controls are just better.

Oh, Hamas is airstriking hospitals and refugee camps too? No? They’re not? Only Israel is doing that?

Why wouldn’t this genocide be blamed on the ones committing it? Use your head.

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

Because they said it poorly. Why would I trust their reporting if they can’t communicate a simple message like that?

Writing like that is why the Onion is the greatest satire publication in the world.