You’re going to die alone and lonely

You’re a real dickhead

Don’t breed

I live in what is considered “regional” Australia

The inbred hicks who think that sharing a name with a coloniser who died a hundred years ago is a flex resent it when they’re shown up as simple, unworldly people

They resent the stereotypes, but they go out of their way to reinforce all of the worst of them

Luckily, they’re not Queenslanders, or Territorians, so it could be worse

I still have say that I live in paradise, but I choose my company

Baseline obs haven’t changed in a hundred years

We do a fair job at banning some of their people too

I like seeing local losers pay for tickets to the speaking event of some utter cunt who will be refused a visa, and then the pathetic losers whine about losing their money

‘Murica got exactly what’ Murica deserved

There are awful, powerful people in the background pulling the levers of power, but this isn’t new

It has always been fucked. It wasn’t founded on the ideals of freedom or anything noble

It was stolen, then built with slavery, and that slavery was just rebranded as capitalism so white people would buy into it, so long as they still felt superior to everyone else

The cruelty and greed have always been the defining characteristics

‘Murica is a laughing stock, and rural’ Murica somehow managed to be even more stupid

You should be ashamed to use that name

Bill & Ted understood empathy and that things aren’t black & white

He can’t read anyway

If their god wanted to stop it, he could

I say we put it to the test