I’m alarmed he pulled through.

At first I thought, “poor guy? No, don’t give him the slightest bit of sympathy!” But then I realized calling him poor is probably the thing he would hate the most.

Hybrid jobs don’t make sense to me. If it’s a job that can be done from home, why are you forcing workers to come back to the office 3 days a week?

Hell, adults and “friends” of mine really seem to care that I have an android. They constantly bring it up as if they think bullying another adult into buying their specific product will somehow work or maybe they think that it bothers me or something. I could not care less. Start a new chat without me and the other android users? Cool, go ahead. Spoiler: they won’t.