There’s a little town just across the James River from me named Surry. Apparently the city council is considering borrowing millions of dollars to build a new YMCA. One of the residents has written a letter to the local newspaper:
All I can think: Well, if they can’t, they’re going to be Surr from now on…
And now you understand. I can’t tell anyone else about this anywhere. It’s a news article that doesn’t allow comments. It came up in my news feed because I mod /r/NewportNews and this is news outside the city I can’t post there. I could post to c/Virginia, I guess, but I suspect they wouldn’t appreciate it. So you all are my only hope. :)
edit: y’all made my day. <3
I’m Surrey for your loss
I’m Surr you think so…
They’re all gonna be Surry over there.
I feel your frustration
So does my wife, poor thing, who has to put up with me telling her all the silly funny puns I make on the internet that often get downvoted (and very rarely get upvoted like this post lol)
- Can Surry afford a Y? . . .
No Surr, it cannot. Surry had to borrow the Y for now.
Nice
But not Nyce :)
I heard this town was also considering a city council consisting of its most eccentric and outlandish citizens. It’d be called “Surry with the Fringe on Top.”
OK
Take my up vote, da childe!
hey hey HEY I can afford a y.
Oh, maybe you can’t. I’m so sorr. :)
The jokes must get out there, no matter what. You are providing a good service to the world!
I don’t know if it’s my lack of brain cells left or not but I cackled loudly at this
