If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)

I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

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    Nic Cage for sure. There’s a reason that when it was announced he’s being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn’t predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.

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    Jake Gyllenhaal.

    If someone were to say that he did anything crazy such as kidnapping circus clowns and tickling their feet while wearing a Bill Clinton mask and yelling “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, I would believe it.

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      Every time I see Jake G in something I feel like I’m seeing like 30% of his barely-contained power. Like it doesn’t matter what the role is, I feel like I’m watching a dude who is seconds away from a full-blown, atrocity-plagued identity crisis.

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    I would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.

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    Kevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.

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    Does the actor have to still be alive? Because if not, Ronald Reagan did more than his share of cutting lives short.

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      Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)

      He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf)

      Lurking in the shadows

      Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf