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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

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  • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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    I like the idea of a technologically literate pope.

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      As long as he doesn’t end up concluding every sermon with “I use Arch btw”

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        Certainly not. He uses Pope!_OS

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          And just like that a new meme distro has been born been ordained.

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            There’s white smoke coming out of my PC. That’s normal for this OS, right?

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          I figured it would have to be temple os

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            I get the vibe Terry was more of a protestant guy

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              At the very least he grew up Catholic

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        Archdioces Linux

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      our emissary reports that The Holy Roman Empire entered the Information Era

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        The Vatican quests us to destroy a bandit camp near them

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      Have you read his Encyclical?

      There are many things that I disagree with the pope about, but it’s well reasoned and argued, you can mostly skip the first two chapters, but three through five are worth a read.

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        I have not. I was raised catholic and consumed a lot of catholic stuff in my early years. I’m an atheist now and just can’t get interested in any of it.

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          The chapters I said to skip are the religious stuff.

          The rest is mostly about AI and why we maybe shouldn’t.

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            Certainly can’t disagree with him there

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            Religious leaders condemning AI will never not be hilarious. “The thought police doesn’t like thought machines”

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    If this is real, it’s honestly very impressive a man spent his entire life in the clergy, genuinely devoting himself to his flock, and still kept up with tech better than his brother, who I think is in finance of some kind?

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      Who knows? Maybe the Pope is a geek, and in his free time, he tests then debates about the best Linux distro out there! Or he’s hiding thanks to his peuso that he’s an active contributor to some prominent opensource projects!

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        Have YOU ever seen the Pope and Daniel Stenberg together in one room at the same time? I haven’t.

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      It reminds me that over on Reddit there was a younger priest, I think he must be around 30 right now, that was a well known Linux user.

      As someone who was raised Catholic, but hasn’t gone to church in a minute, I think Jesus would approve of at least that one aspect of that priest’s life. I don’t know about any other.

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    Old skool definition of technopope - John Paul II in 1995:

    The track he played

    Disclaimer: this is all probably fake. Sadeness was old news by 1995. Also I’m high.

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      Also I’m high.

      Not judging, mind you. I hope you’re having fun or otherwise enjoying it 🙂

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        Aww, you pet all the stoners you meet? That’s so sweet!

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      Disclaimer: this is all probably fake

      The picture looks exactly like Pope Francis, not JP2, so…

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      Also I’m high.

      I’m not complaining. I might be the teensiest bit high myself. Normally I’m at a [4] but today is a [7] day.

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    Who better to resurrect a dead computer?

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      Why, a techromancer, of course!

      By which I mean a tech necromancer, not a tech romancer (pictured below)

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    Getting into St. Peter’s Chair to give IT advice.

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      ah yes, then it would be infallible.

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    God hates u bro.

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      Is it because of the gay stuff or the bacon?

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        Definitely the bacon. He was clear about that. The gay stuff is a bit more ambiguous.

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          I’ll never stop

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    Every penny saved on IT is a penny that can be used for lawyers to defend pedophiles. As God intended.

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      Go back to reddit and ruin fun there

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

        A homophobic and transphobic book club led by pedophiles isn’t “fun”. The Pope thinks your whole instance is a sin, stop defending someone that hates you.

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          Calling it a book club. Oooh soo edging and daring. Why not just let people have fun. With fun i mean their faith and all that goes to it.

          Yes the pedo cases are well aware but those have nothing to do with the faith in itself…

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            faith and all that goes to it

            That’s kind of the problem isn’t it? All that goes with it includes a shit load of hate and also raping kids. The Pope and his christo-fascist following are pig disgusting and deserve no respect.

            If you don’t want to deal with it, then maybe you can go back to Reddit. I’m fine here, and believe me, we don’t need Jesus.

            The faith and the pedos are intrinsically linked because the huge amount the faith spends to protect the pedos.

            “Fun”.

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