alternative scenerio:
Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format”
Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
Alternative scenario:
Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.
Not sure every software engineer needs to know this. If they’d said web developer I suppose this would really be expected knowledge, but then you’d probably want to shoot them anyway.
A lot of info going through the network is either using or converted to either json or xml. If the software being developed is entirely local, then sure
Yeah, but the function isn’t always called stringify
TypeError: JSON.stringfy is not a function
Ugh, terrible memory unlocked.
I asked someone a similar question in an interview once. They weren’t doing well and I wanted to end on a positive at least. I asked them to make a dict in python and for extra credit, turn it into a string using whatever library or method they want.
This was not for a junior position.
5 minutes of for loop insanity later they disconnected crying. I always felt bad for that guy.
When imposter syndrome meets an actual imposter!
Subtle hint that this is not for them.
Is casting it to str allowed?
Ah, I see where he went wrong. The correct answer was “JavaScript? Ew.”
May I just say I love all your comments.
Nobody Doesn’t Like Molten Boron™
Also acceptable: JavaScript? Ok shoot me.
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Huh, this made me realize all these years that I’ve been pronouncing it as “jay-sawn.” Is it really pronounced like “Jason?”
I’ve heard both. Personally, I will continue to pronounce it “Jay-Sawn” until I hear a damn good reason for why I should stop.
What if I told you the guy that invented it is named Jason?
He’s probably not, but what if?
Damn, that’s a good reason
I pronounce it Jay-Son
I say “Zhee-SOHN” to sound all fancy…until my coworkers start throwing stuff at me.
Im still saying json and you can’t change my mind
Dammit… Now I can’t say it correctly
There’s no official pronunciation, so long as you’re consistent, you’re Gucci
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dzhson
I was with Jason Stringify just last night, but he tried to convert me to a new religion so I left.
Sprechen sie YAML?
XML has entered the chat
immediate ban.
washed the ban off with SOAP
@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world used
nuh-uh. It’sSUPEREFFECTIVE!
Json Carter

JSON Statham
Oh my god… that’s JSON Bourne
Or when is Json? When??
Once again no one cares about Stven, Jcob and Smantha
Shaun!
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