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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 26 days ago

Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?'

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Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?'

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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 26 days ago
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  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    alternative scenerio:

    Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format”

    Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”

    • Blue Label@lemmy.world
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      Alternative scenario:

      Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him

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        Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!

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      Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.

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    Not sure every software engineer needs to know this. If they’d said web developer I suppose this would really be expected knowledge, but then you’d probably want to shoot them anyway.

    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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      A lot of info going through the network is either using or converted to either json or xml. If the software being developed is entirely local, then sure

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        Yeah, but the function isn’t always called stringify

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    TypeError: JSON.stringfy is not a function

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    Ugh, terrible memory unlocked.

    I asked someone a similar question in an interview once. They weren’t doing well and I wanted to end on a positive at least. I asked them to make a dict in python and for extra credit, turn it into a string using whatever library or method they want.

    This was not for a junior position.

    5 minutes of for loop insanity later they disconnected crying. I always felt bad for that guy.

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      When imposter syndrome meets an actual imposter!

    • kamen@lemmy.world
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      Subtle hint that this is not for them.

    • Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works
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      Is casting it to str allowed?

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    Ah, I see where he went wrong. The correct answer was “JavaScript? Ew.”

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      May I just say I love all your comments.

      Nobody Doesn’t Like Molten Boron™

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      Also acceptable: JavaScript? Ok shoot me.

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      deleted by creator

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    Huh, this made me realize all these years that I’ve been pronouncing it as “jay-sawn.” Is it really pronounced like “Jason?”

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      I’ve heard both. Personally, I will continue to pronounce it “Jay-Sawn” until I hear a damn good reason for why I should stop.

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        What if I told you the guy that invented it is named Jason?

        He’s probably not, but what if?

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          Damn, that’s a good reason

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      I pronounce it Jay-Son

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      I say “Zhee-SOHN” to sound all fancy…until my coworkers start throwing stuff at me.

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      Im still saying json and you can’t change my mind

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        Dammit… Now I can’t say it correctly

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      There’s no official pronunciation, so long as you’re consistent, you’re Gucci

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      deleted by creator

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      dzhson

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    I was with Jason Stringify just last night, but he tried to convert me to a new religion so I left.

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    Sprechen sie YAML?

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      XML has entered the chat

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        immediate ban.

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          washed the ban off with SOAP

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world used nuh-uh. It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!

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    Json Carter

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    JSON Statham

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    Oh my god… that’s JSON Bourne

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    Or when is Json? When??

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    Once again no one cares about Stven, Jcob and Smantha

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Shaun!

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      (X) Shaun!

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