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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Im lost, whats the joke? 😭

    • ryper@lemmy.ca
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      “Yes” “Oui” “Sí” “Ja” sounds like “Yes we see ya”

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Thank u my friends

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      All of their “yes” responses together sound like “Yes, we see ya.”

  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I like this variant (note, I’m slightly biased):

    And Englishman, a Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room when a man enters and asks, “Can you see me?”

    They respond: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Ken.” “Si.” “Ja.”

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