(And I’m not even talking about differences between the JJ-verse and the “prime” timeline; I’m talking about shit not making any damn sense in the internal context of the plot. Kirk was a mutinous fuck-up cadet who should’ve been thrown out the airlock when Spock had the chance, not promoted straight from cadet to captain by the end of the movie!)
This would be the same continuity in which magic villain blood is found to be the cure for actual death, and they use it once and then never speak of it again.
The 2009 movie. Just, like, the whole thing.
(And I’m not even talking about differences between the JJ-verse and the “prime” timeline; I’m talking about shit not making any damn sense in the internal context of the plot. Kirk was a mutinous fuck-up cadet who should’ve been thrown out the airlock when Spock had the chance, not promoted straight from cadet to captain by the end of the movie!)
This would be the same continuity in which magic villain blood is found to be the cure for actual death, and they use it once and then never speak of it again.