The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Stand back, I’m going in!
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O’Brien.
I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.
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I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
it’s missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
If that’s how you like it I can.
dodge
HumanOnEarth used Dodge
it’s not very effective.
FUCK
Actually no not at all
That’s just how it is during a period
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Can’t find the nice spot without a proper map?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GOT TEETH???
Vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase!
Believe it or not, more worries.
For the rest of your days!
Only if you’re a rapist.
idk about you, but I wouldn’t want to get dental insurance for two sets of teeth, let alone having to worry about a root canal in my crotch.
Could you imagine the damage a sneeze could cause during consensual sex? Seriously, your imagination is severely limited if you only get to rape and stop there.
the following sentence was typed by: _ stranger _
your imagination is severely limited limited if you only get to rape and stop there
that was not taken out of context. that was actually typed out of you. da fuck is wrong with you people holy fuck?
I mean you thought of a woman having teeth in her vagina and the only problem you could come up with was ‘it would cause problems for a rapist’. That’s concerning. You didn’t even consider that she might need braces and be unable to afford them.
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
I’m so glad this site is still running!
And this was BEFORE that movie, too!
Still would
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
The song goes. “This sex is on fire!”
Fuck don’t show this to christians!
Hail Satan
No, it’s fuck Satan.
Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.
What’s the end goal here? Don’t have sex? Only have gay sex?
