https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife
It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.
I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.
Does the handle part vibrate too? Asking for a friend.
Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.
Your friend is a pervert. I like them.
Ouya
Whoa, deep cut
Like the knife
50% lighter
* compared to a hammer
so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter
Help, I can’t figure out what this is meant to say
50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food
wow for $400 you can buy 4-5 really good knives, the kind that will easily cut your hand if you are not careful when cleaning it.
Between the knife and expensive laptop I think whoever took the pic should invest in some common sense classes instead.
The vibrator knife combo is such a stupid fucking idea, just buy a really nice knife that doesn’t let food stick and sharpen it often. It would be cheaper and far easier than this garbage
Yeah but then you wouldn’t be using technology from Star Wars spinoffs
feel like that’s a bit different since one’s a weapon in a space opera fantasy series and this is an irl cooking cutting knife x)
Sure, but then how would I get my “personalised experience” while dicing onions? What about the assistant using cutting edge AI technology to tell me how to chop the carrots?
Heheheh cutting edge 🥁🥁💥
It sends data to Google about how many onions you slice. Also about your political views and your family…
Introducing pay-per-slice in 2026, to assure customer satisfaction!
A fool and their money are soon parted. No doubt the worst $400 knife you can buy.
Not even close.
I see serrations/combo blades on a knife and I just want to vomit.
I meant chef’s knife but didn’t specify. When you include mall ninja shit all bets are off.
A battery-powered electric knife (itself not a bad evolution of an existing technology) that provides the manufacturers with the options of remote bricking, subscription and forced obsolescence. The future suuuuucks.
I get that this thing has electronics in it to allow ultrasonic vibration, but WHY does that need firmware updates? Oh look my knife got an update, now it vibrates 5.2% faster!
It could brick when you cut cheddar.
Vibroblades?! In this economy?!
Ultrasonic knives have been a thing in commercial kitchens for decades, I wonder where they get off claiming to be the worlds first US chef’s knife…
Gotta link?
Quinn isn’t particularly smart but my search engine nor is Wikipedia proving him wrong
This is the most common handheld style, there’s all kinds of different blade shapes depending on application (god this company has poisoned the search results. SEO is a plague…) https://www.knmsonic.com/handheld-ultrasonic-food-cutter/
OK that’s an ultrsonic knife, I’ll trust that’s it’s two decades old but I’ll argue that it’s not even in the same ballpark as Quinn’s knife
Okay? Kinda hostile take for a stupid consumer product. It’s literally just a transducer with a base station instead of a battery, that’s the only difference besides a flashy case.
They’re all unnessary/stupid consumer products, if they give you a pants tent I’m good.with either
So it is doubling down when you’re proven wrong that gives you a pants tent or is it moving the goalposts that gets you going? Can’t really tell between your two replies
not interested in arguing like that other person but I’m guessing they’re saying it’s the first ultrasonic knife in the form factor of a chef’s knife. same results sure but I don’t think there’s a home cook in the world (okay maybe one or two…) who would decide that whole contraption is worth their counter space, whereas all contained like that there are probably some people who want it
I don’t think anyone has called Quinn smart
I hope he paid the subscription fee for the knife as well.
Metal gear is closer each day.
