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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/39354507

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    https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

    It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

    I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

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      Does the handle part vibrate too? Asking for a friend.

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        Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

        Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

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      Ouya

      Whoa, deep cut

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        Like the knife

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      50% lighter

      * compared to a hammer

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      so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter

      Help, I can’t figure out what this is meant to say

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        50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

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      wow for $400 you can buy 4-5 really good knives, the kind that will easily cut your hand if you are not careful when cleaning it.

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