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easter bunny also has the forward facing eyes of a predator.
Shit, I definitely see it now that you mention it.
And the beady eyes of a foccacia hammocker
Jesus wasn’t dead for three days. Dude died at like Friday night and was back before Sunday morning!!! If you got off work on Friday at 5 pm, and then came into work 6 am on Sunday, you would not call that a 3 day weekend smh lying ass Sunday school teachers
Okay but that’s still not the point. The point is I had this dream where instead of a big stone wheel in front of the tomb, they put a big wheel of cheese. And it was up to you and me to help [Cheesus] eat his holy way out of the tomb so grab a cracker.
The point is I like cheese and if we can make a religion around it I’m there.
edit: it was right there i don’t know why i missed it the first time
Have you considered melting the cheese and getting him out using nacho based instrumentation?
i have now. why is this not part of church in cheese country is what i want to know
I don’t even know where you people got the easter bunny from and why does he lay/bring eggs??? It makes no sense
The rabbit doesn’t lay eggs. They are both Celtic fertility symbols. Ostara is a spring festival tied to the spring equinox focused on awakening and rebirth. The church of Rome repurposed it into Easter.
Oh so that’s who americans got it from and are jow raping everybody with them. Good to know the historical context.
Huh… are we really sure it’s not just a mammal that lays eggs? Occam’s Razor and all that.
Platypus exists, so there’s precedent
A mammal with a cloaca, yeah. A cool mammal.
I love this truth
You would.
I am not taking advice from someone who thinks that mammals have a cloaca…
