• Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    94
    ·
    2 months ago

    Your stomach microbiome is plants

    Which is why I spend a solid 3 hours a day facing the sun with my mouth held wide open. Gotta let my tummy plants photosynthesize somehow.

    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      36
      ·
      2 months ago

      You say that as a joke but I’m pretty sure this clown is also one of the quacks who regularly talked about the “health benefits” of butthole tanning.

      • The Bard in GreenA
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        15
        ·
        2 months ago

        I once saw him (in person) give a drunken, sloppy, rambling speech to a bunch of high schoolers back in 1999. Calling him a clown is an insult to clowns.