Fuck you stink bugs, get the fuck out of my house, it is warm outside go be stinky out there. Fuck you asian beetles trying to pretend to be lady bugs. Get out of all the corners and either go get eaten by a useful bug or bird. Wasps, as long as you enjoy laying eggs in hornworms and don’t build your nest within a few feet of my doors you keep doing your thing and let me do my thing and everyone can just be cool.
Anyone that doesn’t sting me is welcome. I love seeing all the salticids. The wasps can get bent
I had a wasp’s nest over my back door for 11 years and only got stung once when I grabbed a broom handle with a wasp on it. Even then it was just one wasp, it’s not as if the entire swarm came after me.
Depends on the wasps. Mud daubers are chill. Anything more aggressive than paper wasps get the death penalty
There’s something so will-to-live-inducing about seeing local invertebrate fauna start to show up again.
The little carpenter bees appearing in my backyard make me inordinately happy and I will protect them with everything I have 🐝 💚
I watched ‘Duke of Burgundy’ recently and learned a lot about some… hmm butterflies.
Tho those eye biting flies in California don’t seem like a joyful occasion…
A little bee flew into my bike helmet and rode home with me today, it chilled in my hair until I accidentally brushed it off about 10 minutes after coming inside…while on the toilet.
Thankfully, it wasn’t super interested in me and I was able to cup it and set it on its way outside.
