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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 month ago

Seems accurate to me

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Seems accurate to me

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  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

    But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

    I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

    If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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      Commoner here: this is accurate.

      • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, sounds about right

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Just on the inside tho

    • Archpawn@lemmy.world
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      Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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      https://youtu.be/UfeYJVuW22s

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    Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Guess it’s random, one of mine came with the inferno spell, the other had deafening shriek.

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      Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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    Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      seems about right

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      deleted by creator

  • Echo5@lemmy.world
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    I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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    Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1

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      Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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        Clearly I don’t play D&D

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    Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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    So… are baby nails a thing to be wary of? Funny

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      they are often on flesh that has no callus

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      They can scratch you while still in the womb. From what I heard it’s not fun.

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    Charisma should not drop negative and then rebound to 1 at 24 months. Please revise.

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      Default rules state that stats can not go below zero, extra negatives will only go into effect if buffs are applied such as +2 baby clothes

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    Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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      Different system

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