…wait?

Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.

I resist the urge to press any button.

Blue Steel in the mirror.

I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.

Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.

I think about why I didn’t went by the stairs again and again (I like stairs, that’s my sport of the day)

I stand real close to the doors and agitate until I’m allowed out

I ask the question, “Why do we exist?”

practice your karate

*kzzzt* Could you please stop jumping around in the elevator, you’re triggering the gravity sensors and causing alarms. Thank you. *kzzzt*

I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

Turn the music from my phone speakers to near full blast if not wearing headphones. And maybe dance to it.

Blue Steel in the mirror.