We get “June Bugs” in California. They look just like this, but are brown and fuzzy and squeak when you pet them.
Your June bugs are very different from the ones we get in Texas. Ours aren’t fuzzy, and they don’t squeak. They just clumsily buzz around your porch lights and hit you in the face.
Oh, it definitely WANTS to kill you.
It just can’t…
“This beetle merely wishes to join you in the celebration of the birth of a particular Palestinian prophet, and would like to encourage you to consider including beetles into your festive goodwill”
You get these in southern Africa too, but our ones are just brown
It isn’t one species. It’s a bunch.
Got one of these in the house yesterday they’re bloody loud. It might not want to kill me but when I want to sleep it’s not long for this world
“Acute bug fever kills 1200. Sydney in lockdown.”
what about Christmas Beatles?




