fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoIdeal Beach Bodymander.xyzimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down14
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minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoThe ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoNow imagine the same seal, but with armor and claws. And a bunch of legs.
The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.
Now imagine the same seal, but with armor and claws. And a bunch of legs.