• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?

    What are you talking about of course I do.

    I don’t even think you know what I look like.

    What, that’s not true, you look like a mantis.

    (Shifts to snake form)

    OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!

    I fucking called it.