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Sounds reasonable. I do same.
Miss me with that head biting off shit, I’m getting laid and buggin out

Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?
What are you talking about of course I do.
I don’t even think you know what I look like.
What, that’s not true, you look like a mantis.
(Shifts to snake form)
OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!
I fucking called it.




