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minus-squareNullPointerException@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up86·3 months agoWhy would Santa need two separate tables for this?
minus-squarespiffpitt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109·3 months agodon’t underestimate database design in production environments
minus-squarephorq@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up35·3 months agoExactly, Santa’s always watching and audit logs get complicated
minus-squareilinamorato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 months agoRelational database. He’s got children, which joins to naughty and nice on childid and both record their status each year so that he can monitor trends.
Why would Santa need two separate tables for this?
don’t underestimate database design in production environments
Exactly, Santa’s always watching and audit logs get complicated
Relational database. He’s got
children, which joins tonaughtyandniceonchildidand both record their status each year so that he can monitor trends.