Too bad my ex-wife wasn’t an Indian Crested Porcupine…

mates every night throughout its life…

only found in humans…

If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣

I wish I could say the same for ducks, because they’re cute, and then you learn about break away cork screw penis and labyrinthian vaginal tracts.

Every night, you say?

Every night?

So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.