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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

This meme keep evolving day by day.

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This meme keep evolving day by day.

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • culprit@lemmy.ml
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    Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:

    “All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”

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      Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

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        You say tasteless I say dark humour

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          I’ve learned that not many appreciate how dark my humour is.

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      This is demonstrably false. Correction:

      most of whom are furries

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      A giant hand holding everything and the hand is furry

    • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Step 1: befriend furries to establish interim Intranet once modern communication infrastructure collapses.”

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      I’m pretty sure there are some bronies in this group too. Or are they considered as a subset?

      Hope my wording and question doesn’t offend anyone.

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        Subset.

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    I love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can’t stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.

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      Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche…

      C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.

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    • fin@sh.itjust.works
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      sad

  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    Glad I remain the cutest point of failure!

  • ch00f@lemmy.world
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

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      Wtf.

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        I love how the NPM CEO gave him the tool/command to remove all his work from the platform. What a dummy.

        I also support the idea that he should be allowed to remove his work. It should have been republished according to the license. With a forked new name. IMO. But I know what a nightmare that would be.

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    • zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      wow, what did you use for this simulation ?

      • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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        only the finest tool, algodoo

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          Thanks!

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    And it always flips aws/cloudflare with the unpaid open source devs. In reality the former keeps failing while the latter doesnt.

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      Aws/Clousdfare are both large, pentagonal blocks that span through all the width.

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        That makes no sense. It’s a chart of what stuff is built on. Cloudflare isnt built on aws, and same for AWS though AWS does have services that use Cloudflare. They’re distinct and should not be stacked.

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    It looks like the AI screw jack is reverse threaded which wouldn’t be obvious until you begin turning it… and that actually isn’t a bad metaphor for today’s AI.

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    This implies removing the unpaid opensource developers balances out The AI in short term and idk how to feel ahout that.

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      Nah, the angle would be too aggressive - unless the boards have an extremely high friction coefficient, they would slide off to the right (along with anything on top of them).

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    It’s missing the latent bug.

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      What’s a latent bug

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        not much what’s latent bug with you

      • TOR-anon1@lemmy.world
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        A software bug that’s not yet found.

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          Makes sense

      • paraphrand@lemmy.world
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        https://lemmy.world/post/39000339

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        It’s snoozing.

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    What’s up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.

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      What’s up with the Rust hate?

      The Rust community keeps trying to rewrite key pieces of Linux that aren’t broken.

      They probably have the right idea, in the long run, but it’s still fun to give them a hard time about it.

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      Mostly the circlejerk about how memory safety magically fixes all security holes for me

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    Oracle needs to be covered in glue.

  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml
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    MOAR

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    the C and fiber layers should be swapped, fragility-wise

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      Found the Rust programmer

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