They definitely leave an impression.

You wouldn’t rotisserize a car.

The last time this was posted the top comment explained it.

That was six hours ago. What in the wide, wide world of karma farming is going on here?

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Don’t taze yourself, bro.

For starters, do you know if your laptop does S3 sleep or S0? I feel like the latter introduces a lot of uncertainty.

It’s called harvesting.

Fee, fi, fo, funny!

Activity lights are useful! Try a layer (or two, or three) of matte-finish transparent tape to turn down the brightness a bit.

Actually smart underwear would figure out a way to escape.

Ooh

And what’s with all the upvotes?

I’ll bet his ego’s loving it.

They may get away with it.

This is terrible, have an upvote!

It’s like a second, separate clipboard. You “copy” text to this one by simply selecting it, then “paste” from it by middle-clicking.

This is demonstrably false. Correction:

most of whom are furries

Goodzilla

CD-ROM was turning

We didn’t start the fire