This has been true since 1989, when Technotronic’s hit, Pump up the Jam, peaked British sales charts.
That’s okay, their characters are thinly-veiled copies of Alucard, Donatello the turtle, Yusuke Urameshi, and Dug from Up, so it balances out.
Does the Alucard at least say “Bitches love cannons”?
No, but he does yell, “In the name of my Mother, I will defeat you again!” Seemingly randomly in combat.
It was actually Donatello the Renaissance painter, not the ninja turtle.
Oh, right, that makes more sense.
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
If you mash up enough old stuff, you get something new.
I had a one off that used Eboshi and the lepers from Princess Mononoke, a nutty scientist who was basically Jack from the genetically engineered team on DS9, and the big boss was the Shrike from Hyperion. Plus a bit where a kid found a big pod in the forest, got really excited, brought it back to the village, and rolled it down a hill against another kid’s pod while shouting “Now this is pod racing!”
One player gave me two middle fingers for that. I regret nothing.
Point is making all those fit together into a coherent story isn’t a simple task. It’s also basically how Tarantino makes his movies.
Plus a bit where a kid found a big pod in the forest, got really excited, brought it back to the village, and rolled it down a hill against another kid’s pod while shouting “Now this is pod racing!”
One player gave me two middle fingers for that. I regret nothing.
Four hours wasted on a side story just to deliver a terrible joke is how you win D&D.
Sit back and enjoy an evening of fine literature.
the joke equivalent of a filibuster.
I fucking loved the genetically engineered humans. such wacky guys, and amazing when Bashir starts as the straight-man only to quickly succumb to their unhinged schemes and megalomania. peak Trek.
“How can you say my elves aren’t original? Have you seen how pointy their ears are in my sketches?”
There’s so many Star Trek episodes that you can steal extensively from there, too.
For an RP heavy session, do “Measure of a Man” with a warforged as Data. PCs are their advocate. See how long it takes someone to notice.
Goddamn, the truth is harsh.
