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minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoWhat most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoOnce they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.
minus-squareNat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoEveryone I argue online with is a Smurf?
What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.
Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?