C’mon, how did you miss the obvious: plumpkins?
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fixed.
Well, I doubt they can get larger than earth, so I’d say it’s somewhere between 3,000 lbs and earth’s weight.
Unforeseen twist: Earth 2.0 is a pumpkin.
Do we push the billionaires onto the pumpkin or do we all go on the pumpkin?
Earth’s weight?
Mass. Whatever. :P
Time lapse video on those things are a trip. They expand noticeably by the hour.
Are they still edible or just enormous garbage and waste of resources?
I saw one of those around 2000 lb pumpkins. They are a beautiful sight. I want to grow one but I know I don’t have the space
Holy fuck, I just looked up the record. Not what I was expecting at all. It looks like one of those 700 lb. people who can’t roll off of their futon. Even the underside is shockingly similar.
I probably should work on getting the bush type plant mutant into the giant pumpkin germplasm again.
The first tests were had a 400lb pumpkin into a 8’x8’ plot. They split and cracked however.
Fuck you, don’t tell me what I know, The Atlantic.
jack o lantern carved with a large sawz-all blade.
How does that work? Selective breeding? Fertilizer? Growth hormones? New growing techniques? What is it that’s allowing these pumpkins to get bigger and bigger?
Pit them against the lobster church.
