Put that chunk of uranium on a scale and you have a 700 milion year calendar
GOD DAMNIT! Who touched my Uranium-235?? I left it RIGHT HERE where this lead is.
Somebody touch-a my U235
Whose responsible this?!?!
Who measures uranium in pounds? I feel like if you’re not using metric you probably shouldn’t be handling uranium.
So I ran the numbers. U-235 decays into Pb-207, which means about 12% of its mass is radiated away in alpha decay. Which sounds like a fuckton.
Also, it’ll mean that that chunk of lead will be a touch heavier, at 13.2 lbs
The Maths:
U-235 decays into Pb-207. To three significant digits, 207/235 = 0.881, equivalent to 88.1%, meaning 11.9% is radiated away.
88.1% of 15 lbs = 13.2 lbs.u-235 has a half life of 704 million years. only half of it would have decayed.
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Reminds me of my ingot of invar. Every few years I try to think of something to do with it, but still haven’t come up with anything.
What’s invar?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invar
In short, it is an alloy that experiences almost zero thermal expansion or contraction.
And I thought it was some deez nuts joke that I wasn’t aware of
No snoot, there’d be crabs!!
This meme is false.
So a chunk of lead today could have been pre-cambrian uranium?
Awww greyhound snoot 😍



