Look at the world around you. What’s the argument for not turning into a crab?
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin’ for?
Doot do do doot do do do doot do… 🎶🦀🧜♀️
Under the sea
My DNA is so ready to carcinify.
I always get the urge to yell “SPONGEBOY, ME BOB”
My current job involves holding tongs regularly
I’m not a Pan-Crustacean, I refuse carcinisation! I shall reach my final form as a proud mammal who eats Pan-Crustaceans for breakfast! Behold!
(Context)
Crab people Crab people
From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.
My dog knows it’s time to go outside when I clack the tongs.
Does that also include the urge to make woop woop woop noises while doing so?
So much of the kid pidgin. Reading that makes my head hurt.
