Disney: we need you to start a star wars trilogy. The first movie should be an original, action packed movie.
JarJar: I can make you an action packed movie!
Disney: we need you to start a star wars trilogy. The first movie should be an
original, action packed movieA shot for shot remake of the original with a few mysteries to keep people interested. No, the answers to the mysteries don’t matter, no we don’t need to outline the trilogy, we’ll figure it out as we go along.JarJar:
I can make you an action packed movie.Stop! I can only cum so hard!Ftfy
Nah, Disney hasn’t asked for anything to be original in a decade or more.
Edit: four hours later and I just realized The Force Awakens is already about a decade old. 🙃
The problem is the-one-who-shall-not-be-named is that he is neither
Actually, since the whole Star Wars ep 9 debacle, has he made anything? He has some executive producer credits. Maybe he learned his lesson and won’t insert random polarbears, err, force diads, in for no reason.
He should have stayed on that island.
Rereading the OG Thrawn trilogy again, it’s the only sequel trilogy I’ll ever need.
Disney: Well, we may have made a big misstep with that first movie, let’s get a different director to come in and make sense of everything to continue the story in a coherent manner without making it seem like a blatant cash grab by doing a complete retelling of the second movie.
RJ: I’ll move the giant walker fight on the white planet from the opening battle to the endomy battle
Disney: you’re hired!
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