“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”

Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.

fig 1 fart

fig 2 shart

fig 3 diarrhea

“How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism”

Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps

“I skipped arm day…”

priming the orifice

Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

Armless pole dancing.

Pop Lock and Drop it

Various stages of holding in your pee

Man without arms attempts pole vault

Saddam Hussein’s silhouette yoga.

Correct approach to shitting

Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.

The name’s Bob… Shishka Bob